Bura Sapna

Pappu: Doctor Me Roz Ek Bura Sapna Dekhta hun k
4 Khubsoorat Ladrkiyon se Meri Shadi ho rahi hai. 

Doctor: Mager Tum isey Bura Sapna Q kahte ho?

Pappu: Aapne Kabhi Itni Larkiyon ka Khana Pakaya ho to Aapko Pata Chaly..

Sardar Petrol Pump Gaya…

Sardar petrol pump gaya…
.
wahan usneY eik board..
.
pey likha dekha,
.
“Don’t use mobile here”.

Sardar neY mobile nikala ..
.
or har dost ko ..
.
phone kar ke kaha..
.
.
.
“Don’t call me now”.  
  lolx hahahahhahahah

Miss Bell Marta Hai

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
.
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
.
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
 .
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai. 

Pathan Cinema mai Film Dekh Raha Tha

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
. 
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata  

Aj Humara Mood Nai

Pathan to boss: Sir aaj hamara mood acha nahi Hai,

Hum aaj office nahi Aa sakta.

Boss: Jab mera mood off hota Hai to

main apni Biwi ko dekhta hoon

jis se mera mood theek ho jata Hai, Tum bhi aesa he Karo.

2 Ghantay baad Pathan: Boss hamara mood ab acha Hai,

Aap ka Biwi to waqai kamal ka Hai.